(via o-blivia)
(via yutani-corporation)
It is weird that your tongue rests by floating on the roof of your mouth instead of laying on the bottom.
One million dollars in 10 dollar notes.
SOMEBODY HAND ME A SLEDGEHAMMER!
(via sixpenceee)
Marvin the Martian was the ref in Space Jam since he is both an alien and a LooneyToon, making him a neutral party.
If you swap the E and A in Texas you get taxes and saying taxes in a strong Texan accent makes it sound like Texas.
2018 sucked for many reasons, but the “Skip Intro” button was created, so it wasn’t all bad.
am i constantly tired? yes.
but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.